Warning: Tasteless Yo Mummu Jokes Yo Momma’s… so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her. aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. feet are so big her [...]
Funniest Joke One Liner List Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away? Can a [...]
Jokes Just Between the Boys and Girls 2 male friends converse over the picket fence somewhere in suburbia. 1st man (complaining) “I’m so broke — I just spent a fortune on my wife for her birthday. I bought her a new Mercedes and a diamond necklace!” 2nd man “Why both?” 1st man “I thought A [...]
All Jokes Ask a Question Joke Questions & Image Gallery About Blondes Question Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes? Answer Toes Go In First. Question Why was the blonde pleased with herself when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in eight months? Answer Because the box said 3 to 6 years. Question How [...]
Question Jokes… What did the policeman say to the condom? Answer Cover me — I’m goin’ in! What’s the definition of a 10? Answer A 5 who swallows! Why did God invent men? Answer Because cucumbers don’t have credit cards! Why did God invent women? Answer Because sheep can’t cook! “What two things in the [...]
Blonde, Mike Tyson and Pee_Wee Herman Joke Questions … “How do you tell male pancakes from female pancakes?” Answer “The female pancakes are stacked!” What are the longest ten years of a Pollack’s life? Answer Third grade! What is the national bird of Poland? Answer The house-fly! How can you tell when you are in [...]
For your Clean and Dirty Humor Viewing In this section of our website you will find countless one-line jokes. A warning to people that are easily offended by profanity “DO NOT ENTER” Here are a few different Types of one liners you’ll find here. Silly funny one liners Funniest one liners Dirty one liners Dirty [...]
Funny Jokes with Questions… “What do you call a Polish woman with a pair of K-Mart shopping bags?” Answer “Matching luggage!” “Why don’t Polish Cheerleaders do the splits?” Answer “Because if they did, they would stick to the floor!” What did the recently married Polish guy say to his buddies to impress them when he [...]
