Downloadable Stationery Templates

You Know You are a Redneck When… Less than half the cars you own run. The diploma hanging in your den includes the words, “trucking institute.” The main color of your car is primer. The most common phrase heard at your family reunion is, “what the hell are you looking at, shithead?” The neighbors started [...]

So fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her. Aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Cross-eyed and watches tv in stereo. Feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Got [...]